Tuesday, September 6, 2011

MTG Decks That Piss People Off

3 Cabal Coffers
19 Swamp

3 Mesmeric Fiend
3 Faceless Butcher
3 Soul Scourge
2 Chainer, Dementia Master
3 Nightmare
4 Laquatus' Champion

3 Dark Ritual
4 Duress
3 Disentomb
3 Chainer's Edict
4 False Cure
3 Drain Life

I have a few decks solely devoted to the purpose of pissing off my opponent, however this Nightmare themed deck is my favorite.  Not only was Nightmare the first card I'd ever received (found it on the ground at school), but also the first intro deck I'd ever purchased was Waking Nightmares.  It's almost like this deck and I were meant to be.  I plan on getting some of the artwork in this deck tattooed.

Too bad I had to spend a few years making it playable.  It's still not quite finished.
I need one more cabal coffers and I'm thinking about replacing Disentomb for Recurring Nightmare.

This deck only works on 1 vs 1.  Don't bother using it in multiplayer, especially if the rest of the table is going by the house rules (no rules).  But one on one this deck is pretty solid.  Running Chainer is pretty risky, but if you have the mana he can be a life saver.  Use your Mesmeric Fiends and Duress to act as a preemptive counter spell.  Save creature removal for Faceless Butcher and Chainer's Edict.
With the right opening hand and land it will seem like you have an immediate resolution to anything your opponent can dish out.

This deck is, by far, not the most annoying deck I have.  Just my favorite.
This deck does not do so well against red burn.  However my next annoying deck posted will cover dealing with assholes that refuse to play anything other than red burn.

Comments/suggestions are appreciated.  Always looking for a way to improve my decks.

Monday, September 5, 2011


Good for gaming.  Good for browsing.  Good for smoking.  I recommend this song.